1
farting helps reduce blood pressure and is good for your health so stop being ashamed of your self for farting.

2)
When getting a new car, choose
one that is silver. The color is
most visible on the road and is
least likely to get into an accide

3)when you sleep in a cold room,you have higher chances of having a bad drea

4)spanish national anthem has no wor

5
flowers grow faster when music player plays near the

6)chewing gum makes a person fart more than usual.

Source

Guess the church (2)

The church is an extension of their social life. They go to church to make friends. They love talk

ing. They also love  love being the center of attraction.they also love singing .they dance for god. Service is lively.there is no difference between wordly and chutchy song they preach what the people want to hear so members will like them.Everyone wants to prosper so the church leader preaches prosperity .they avoid controversial issues . they are poor disciplinarian.disciploning members would make members dislike them.they tend to bend time to accommodate more people. They are more concerned of the effect of a law on the people. You won’t be surprised to find a popular prostitute or smoker as a church usher.the church is for all kinds of people.

Their leaders make good  motivational speakers.the are special so no harm would come across then.sermon is more of personal stories often exaggerated to create a personal effect.their members also learn from their pastors by exaggerating their own testimonies. Ask then to repeat the same stories and notice a lot of inconsistency

The rarely preach sin and law.
Service ipraiseas members dance and sing to the lord.expect 3hrs of praise

Did any church come to your mind?

Guess the church (1)

The church focuses on interpretation of the bible  .their analytical mind makes them analyse  the Bible. They can be bibliantry. You can’t have any discussion with them without any reference to the bible.their ten year old member can win you in a biblical argument if you are not prepared.

They take old testament too serious.they can be rigid on little laws while committing greater sins.this makes them look like hypocrites.
They love law and order.their activities follow a definite routine.they do what they strongly believe is right. Their service could be really boring .they limit the use of musical instrument. Whenever a controversial issue arise,they seek for biblical interpretation before taking a Decision. Most times,their decision don’t align with the majority.they choose to stick with the minority and don’t mind loosing members.they are note likely to stick to biblical instruction on others they have zero tolerance to politics .
Their top members are highly psychological. They use persuasive tips to convert one.they begin by agreeing with your perspective before gradually tuning you to theirs.
They use love as a tool.they shower love to their members more than non members.They seek for members from broken homes and shower them with love while gradually converting him. They withdraw the love from erring members until such members complies


Does this church sound familiar to you?

Am I a pervet

I want yo render an apology for my inability to post for a very long time. This was due to measures beyond my control.

Thank God I am back for good

I recalled an incident which occurred few months back.I went to the supermarket to purchase a few items when I encountered a lady there. What distinguished her from others was her skimpy clothes.The skirt she wore was as small as a handkerchief covering virtually nothing. Her  

For a moment ,I thought she was marketing for the supermarkets. I gazed my eyeballs at her  standing right opposite her.
“pervert,would you look away? ”

She yelled

Huh? You wear a sexy outfit that got me thinking of sex and you call me a perver.what do I call you ? I said still gazing at her

” I am not doing anything for you. It is your problem if you don’t keep your eyes to your self. ” she fired back  rolling her eyes up and down repeatedly.

“If I were to play your favorite zee world program publicly with a large  hundred inch screen and loud sound system, wouldn’t you watch? Would I  say ” please don’t watch,I wasn’t playing it for you? I replied

She was dumbfounded. I continued

‘When a fisherman uses a worm,it is to attract the fish.why would a girl dress in such a way as to attract attention only to deny the attention?
She knew I was not keen on giving up.she walked away in embarrassment

The power of women feminist obrtlook 

I was listening to a radio programme the other day about a man whose girlfriend rejected his wedding proposal after dating for four years. She refused to give a tangible reason for refusal prefering the duo to continue dating. 

I was shocked when phone calls came in trying to defend the woman choice. 
“It is her choice to make her life as happy as she can” said a female caller.

“May be she has been through assault in and doesn’t want to continue.” Said a male caller.

The Society has a way of excusing  ladies for their action

I asked my colleagues if it were a man who dated a girl for  four years and quit for no tangible reason.  

” he must be irresponsible or scared of commitment “said one.

“He must be a womaniser.AFter giving her false hope for four years? That is inhumane.”.another echoed.

Isn’t it possible th


at he backed off due to oppression


 and unhappiness too?
Ladies get away with more bad behaviour than guys.they aremore powerful than guys.

The human race is like a computer system with ladies as software. The hardware Is visible but software is more powerful.

The men can keep fooling himself of his strength while women keep pretending to be weak

  By pretending ,they make men to automatically,  unthinkably and foolishly rush to their rescue.



Men are quick to give a female a lift but reluctant to assist their fellow guys.

Are feminist better complainers

Imagine a Nigerian living in one of the best hotel in the country only to complain of a faulty air-conditioning. Imagine another Nigerian in a guesthouse rural area without a fan or air-conditioning system. Who is expected to complain? Who is living better?

In most cases, a complaints doesnt neccrsary tell us the actual circumstance of the complainer but the expectation of the complainer.

Some persons could be suffering more due to their high tolerance and endurance limit and positive view of life and  choose not to complain

Men don’t complain that there is no animal in the forest. They keep hunting
How many feminist have complained if the high bride price in the south eastern part of the country. If the women were the one paying the brideprice,hell could have been loosed.another episode of aba women riot would have taken place.

How many men complain of father in law? Yet women wish their mother in law dead.

Feminist prefer to talk about a part the world that treat them badly and not about the part they have a comparative advantage.

7 reasons Jonathan knew he would loose

THE MUCH ANTICIPATED ELECTION HAS FINALLY COME. RESULT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND THE WINNER DECLARED.
MESSAGES ARE POURING IN FROM WITHIN AND OUTSIDE THE NATION CONGRATULATING THE WINNER FOR A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY. MEANWHILE, THERE ARE SPECULATION THAT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT EXPECTED TO LOOSE.
REASONS ARE ;

1) FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL ;
Goodluck Jonathan what would happen if he removed fuel subsidy
.that was the beginning of mass hatred towards him. Work was halted for 1 month due to mass protest. Jonathan was declared most insulted president on social network.

2) disobedience to political godfather ;
the cabal who helped made Jonathan a president strongly adviced Jonathan against petroleum deregulation and power privatisation. Goodluck disobeyed .the cabal who were strong beneficiaries of the subsidy fund and power contract teamed up to make his government hell.they sponsored a small terrorist group to keep Jonathan distracted.while they joined Jonathan opposition .

FOI BILL ; JONathan signing the foi bill so the average Nigeria would know what happens in government. This bill made his administration non-secretive. Odua Stella corruption van issue was made public to the world.

4) late declaration
Goodluck made his intention to contest election less than 7months to election day towards his party deadline date.a serious contestant should declare much earlier.

5)outburst with Obasanjo ; the moment obasanjo was removed as member of board of trustee,pdp i smelt a rat.
The moment he started writing letters to Jonathan and called press conference , i knew the two weren’t working together.
When obasanjo tore his memberships card,i knew pop would loose power.

Jonathan never listened to obasanjo advice. He wasn’t ready to be used as a pawn by godfather.,

6) goodluck shifting election ; if election didn’t hold in born,,bauchi and other bokoharam states, goodluck would have had the upper hand. Instead, he shifted election to fight the insurgency few days before leaving power. Election held in these states and Jonathan was voted against.

7) what sought of leader would negotiate a soft landing for himself and his aids few days to election? Definitely a leader on the verge of living

8) CONGRATULATING HIS OPPONENT EVEN BEFORE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED. ;

9) BLOCKING HIS PARTY FROM CHALLENGING ELECTION IN COURT TO PREVENT OPPONENT FROM DISTRACTION.

IT seems Jonathan knew the fate that would befall him right from inception. He did what he felt was right. Like a courageous boy, he fought the mighty hands greater than him. He knew he would be beaten. He knew the hands would frustrate his administration and bring him down.he had a choice, obey and no fight and your 2nd term is assured or disobey, get beaten and no second term.
He knew they were stronger than him.they had the finance, supporters,,population etc. Yet, he proceeded with the fight. He only managed to throw two punches while receiving several punches.eh didn’t give up. The grass(masses) suffered also.
He recontested in order not to act like a coward.
He wasn’t really concerned about winning a fight. He wasn’t really concerned about retaining his power else he would’t have engaged in a fight in the first place. He was more interested fighting Godfathers and removing Nigeria from the hands of the oilcabals more than the building economy.
Is this being courageous or mere unity?

The grass ,with the cabal finally brought him down.